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|Tuesday, November 18th, 2014|
So be honest
Which THRUSH badie would you most like to have follow you home? Which one would you be inclined to want to hang with.
|Thursday, July 24th, 2014|
Recently discovered in a raid
An Agent's Guide to Dirty Tricks - women only
Ladies, you know how it is. You let those UNCLE agents wine and dine you until you are bored to tears and ready to scream from their unimaginative approach to life. Then suddenly your male counterparts swoop in and take your glory. There is no honor among thieves it would seem.
What's a girl to do? Your best weapon is at your fingertips. No, not cyanide tipped fingernails' although those can be helpful in a pinch. No, it's your purse. Be it a clutch or something more substantial, never underestimate its importance.
Take for instance, the compact that doubles as a communication device and keeps your nosy from being shiny. THRUSH scientists have worked hard to make it both functional and fashionable. A quick call to a nearby UNCLE agent, anonymously, of course, will do wonders for your male competitors' success rate.
The lipstick houses a small but adequate laser. Just remember to flick the switch the right way or the results could be disastrous... for him.
Your blush not only gives your cheeks the kiss of youth, but it can be used as improvised C-4 by adding just a touch from your atomizer. Let's see a man pull that out of his jacket pocket.
Lastly, it's hard to forget about that time of the month. Being perky, seductive, coy, and witty is tough enough without have cramps to go with it. Put those tampons to good use! One down the gas tank and the car is going nowhere. Imagining how embarrassing that could be to the jerk who was promoted ahead of you.
Remember, ladies, it's not just THRUSH vs. UNCLE. It's also girls against boys. We already out-live, out-work and out-shine them. We will win and we will reap the biggest rewards, but only if we band together.
|Sunday, July 20th, 2014|
|Tuesday, June 24th, 2014|
If you wanted to truly mess up a city
What would you do?
Blow up a building?
Arrange a large crowd to storm a office building?
Stage two or three bloody bodies, real or fake, on the side of a major freeway?
|Wednesday, June 18th, 2014|
|Saturday, July 9th, 2011|
OMG GENDERSWAP PORN
I'm putting this here because this is my community and I can do what I want. Also, I wrote this in a vague attempt to try to get someone specific to sleep with me, so if you don't like it you're probably not that person. (This doesn't mean that you are that person if you do like it, but you can send me a photo and we'll talk.)
Title: The Monaco Dong Affair
Rating: pr0n ( you can't resist it to be twisted in her suicidal thighsCollapse )
|Monday, July 5th, 2010|
|Thursday, March 19th, 2009|
|Tuesday, March 17th, 2009|
|Saturday, September 27th, 2008|
|Wednesday, September 17th, 2008|
|Thursday, May 29th, 2008|
and I sometimes like to imagine what it would be like if Illya and Napoleon had access to modern-day technology. ( CHATLOGS AHOYCollapse )
|Wednesday, May 28th, 2008|
|Sunday, May 25th, 2008|
GOOGLE BOOKS REVEALS ITS SECRETS
"The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
is like a woman who is a woman
or a man, a woman and a bank
if that woman's name was Moses." --from Look Slimmer Instantly!: Poems By Jerome Sala
She moves to telling me more of one of her fantasies--The Man From UNCLE. In this the position of coerced consent is split between the two men who must watch each other tortured and can stop it by telling the secret they must not tell. The ending back at headquarters where they are welcomed and punished lovingly is notable. [snip]
The Man from UNCLE fantasy ends with the Ilya Kuryakin character actually castrated--then back at UNCLE, punished again, this time for giving away the crucial secret. How, Shannon asks, in my imagination does he feel at the end of the fantasy?
"Great!" I rather surprise myself by announcing. "Well, oh, not exactly great--completely flattened, as a matter of fact; all is lost; blank. But he's cemented into this warm space of loss and punishment; seamlessly married to his work and the organization, as I guess he's always longed to be. And he's succeeded in declaring his love for Napoleon, and done it in a way that Napoleon has to be grateful for and pitying of. It just feels perfect." --from A Dialogue on Love, By Eve Kosofsky Sedgwick Current Mood: indescribable
|Thursday, May 15th, 2008|
I love Napoleon dearly, but I'm seriously not kidding when I say he's secretly a teenage girl.
For good or for awesome, here is an unfinished fake episode, which was going to include hijinks like a twelve year old girl in Napoleon's body getting a crush on Illya, but I guess kleenexwoman
and I got distracted or something:
MAN FROM U.N.C.L.E. episode: "The Gender-Switch Affair." Starring, I don't know, someone's niece.
In which THRUSH stages an elaborate kidnapping scheme at the New York Museum of Natural History. Right in the gem exhibit, so it's a red herring--UNCLE thinks they are going to steal the gemstones, but they are in fact going to steal NAPOLEON SOLO, SUPER SECRET AGENT! They also accidentally steal a twelve-year-old girl. Oh snap, THRUSH, there is some egg on your face.
Oh no, THRUSH is testing out a mind-swapping ray! They were originally going to swap Napoleon's brain with that of a stuffed dodo, but it turns out that that doesn't work because the stuffed dodo doesn't have its brain any more. Nobody ever said THRUSH had critical thinking skills. So they swap his brain with the twelve-year-old girl and let them go! Oh, what confusion it will cause back at UNCLE headquarters. Oh, how the THRUSHes laugh.
The twelve-year-old, confused, tries to go back and join her field trip group and her friends. There is some misunderstanding when an older man in a suit tries to take hold of a twelve-year-old girl's hand in the middle of a crowded museum room. Someone gets hit with an indignant teacher's umbrella. Someone also gets kicked hard in the shins. Finally, Napoleon finds his twelve-year-old infested body and drags her off to UNCLE.
They have some difficulty getting into the Del Floria's entrance ("Why, Mr. Solo, it's not Take-Your-Daughter-To-Work-Day yet!") until Napoleon basically tells the twelve-year-old what to do, unhappily aware that he is giving out important espionage secrets. They manage to get Illya alone and explain the situation. Illya makes jokes about how Napoleon's conquests are just getting younger and younger. Current Mood: amused
|Tuesday, May 13th, 2008|
MAD Magazine's take on MUNCLE
I cannot believe they used the acronym A.U.N.T.I.E. and didn't make a gay joke. Oh Jewish comedians in the sixties.
(I still love Mort Drucker. :3 )
Some sample panels:
Om nom nom nom.
Napoleon's puppydog face, awwww.
Illya--gettin' the shaft again.
:O Illya, you wouldn't! The "surprise" ending.
Links to the (large) full pages:Page 1Page 2Page 3Page 4Page 5Page 6
Thanks to the MAD Magazine CD-Roms and kleenexwoman
for putting up with me and playing with it on her laptop when mine said no. Current Mood: silly
|Monday, May 12th, 2008|
Villains Are Awesome: The Bat Cave Affair
Sorry, being done with school for the moment and also being sick, I'm afraid I've become unusually chatty.
A confession: The Bat Cave Affair was the first Man from UNCLE episode I ever watched, and I pretty much assumed it would be the only episode I'd ever see. You see, I have an incredibly embarrassing crush on Martin Landau, and so have spent far too much time trying to find shows he guested on back in the day. Martin Landau as the gayest gay vampire scientist ever? Well, sign me up. My basic impression of the rest of the show was, "Hahahaha, oh hey, I see why this has an ongoing slash fandom."
But I forced it on kleenexwoman
, who took to the actual show far more than I did, and so it became like a weird cyclical thing where she was prompting me to give the rest of the show a chance. Of course, she also had me watching Wonder Showzen at the same time, so that's kind of a weird combination. BUT ANYWAY.
I love how Illya doesn't even flinch at that. Most unimpressed.
The world always needs more vampire scientists, I say.( More truly weirdo fawning ahead.Collapse )
At least the accent did
eventually get better.
And more screencaps here
. Mostly Zark, though, so you have been warned. Current Mood: hungry
|Wednesday, May 7th, 2008|
Villains Are Awesome: The Foxes and Hounds Affair
So, yeah, The Foxes and Hounds Affair is my favorite episode for showing the relationship between UNCLE and Thrush. But I think a lot of that is also because of the overwhelming awesome that is Vincent Prince.
I'm not real coherent at the moment, but yes--Victor Marton and Vincent Price are way awesome, for reasons that should be obvious.
But Miss Belmont is also awesome:
LOL smack him, Miss Belmont.
She is epic, ruthless classiness. I like that she's totally sick of her little hired goons making passes at her. I like the way she lays into Marton and their rivalry. Hell, I like her little black dress.
But really what I like best is Marton strolling into UNCLE headquarters, and the way he treats the whole business as a game. It is a game, quite clearly, but Marton is the most relaxed about it. Which is just amazing. It makes me grin.( More moments of happy.Collapse )
More screencaps are here
. Current Mood: bouncy
|Tuesday, May 6th, 2008|
|Sunday, May 4th, 2008|
I'm a terrible romantic, is what I am.
So, The Bow Wow Affair. I completely want Doggy Dude/Illya. (The Dog-guy's name is Guido Panzini, and I'm only slightly ashamed at knowing that offhand.)
I want this because:
He could, like, get Illya to like doggies... and other things.( Other picturesCollapse )
For kicks, here's Napoleon with his new bff:
I have a few more screencaps from that episode up here
, but really not that many. Current Mood: loopy