DrWorm: illya wouldn't answer all his comments unless he was RLY ANGY
DrWorm: then, a furious barrage of typing!
DrWorm: whereas napoleon would answer every one! >;D
Kleenexwoman: YES THIS
Kleenexwoman: i imagine illya as a mainstay on stupid_free and an avid poster of "vacation photos"
DrWorm: with stupid winky emoticons... omg y
DrWorm: he would get all het up in stupid_free threads
Kleenexwoman: yyy. arguing politics and being incredibly sarcastic and staying up late at night telling people how stupid they're being
Kleenexwoman: napoleon has a camwhore icon of himself and posts mostly in rating communities
DrWorm: hahahahahahahahahaha omg
DrWorm: so many camwhore posts.
DrWorm: and sex communities
DrWorm: and ohnotheydidnt!
Kleenexwoman: oh god yes
Kleenexwoman: starts ontd_spies as an offshoot
DrWorm: omg omg omg
DrWorm: posts illya info whenever he can
Kleenexwoman: yyy, and gets a rep as a stalker
DrWorm: LOLOLOL oh noes and there is drama!
Kleenexwoman: SO MUCH DRAMA and he gets on stupid_free for blowing up when someone calls him a stalker
DrWorm: omg omg and and he's in brutal_honesty too
DrWorm: and illya has so many sockpuppets
DrWorm: in order to point out how dumb napoleon is
Kleenexwoman: YES YES YES
Kleenexwoman: he would be good at juggling sockpuppets
Kleenexwoman: napoleon makes one but slips up and gets found out
DrWorm: exactly! lololol oh god and napoleon's would be so painfully obvious
DrWorm: and then napoleon would make an attention-whoring "goodbye cruel world!" post
DrWorm: and illya would be all, "he's totally bluffing" but then later going "napoleon? D:"
Kleenexwoman: YES and then he goes over to napoleon's apartment all worried, like, what the fuck is he going to tell waverly? "Sorry, your CEA killed himself because a seventeen-year-old girl found out he was lying on the Internet." Or, "Napoleon just became An Hero..."
DrWorm: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy oh oh oh god
DrWorm: hey illya, do u lik mudkipz?
Kleenexwoman: and he finds napoleon in his bathrobe, sipping scotch, typing one-handed to some girl he met on nyc_lusty