I want this because:
He could, like, get Illya to like doggies... and other things.
INTENSE RUSSIAN STARE PRICKLES THE HAIRS AT THE BACK OF YOUR NECK
LOL LOOK I THINK IT'S A SMILE! :D
For kicks, here's Napoleon with his new bff:
I have a few more screencaps from that episode up here, but really not that many.